Jennylyn Mercado is My Favorite MILF Ever

Jennylyn Mercado is a mom, an activity that I think ruins women on all fronts…because pregnancy has no glow. They just like to think that’s a glow, to make it a less disgusting experience…an experience that makes families, but rips apart perfectly good vagina.

Seriously, I fear all things baby. But for some reason, a reason I call her awesome body, I can see past that horrible torture she’s done to herself…kinda like eating out a hot girl you know has herpes, because it just doesn’t matter in the grand schemes of things…because she’s so hot.