Michelle Keegan Steps Up Her Slut Game for FHM

Michelle Keegan is one of the stars of “Coronation Street,” one of the longest running, pile of shit TV shows to come out of the UK. It was a show that was shot like a fucking porno video. It was about the working-class chimneysweepers in the UK—that was pretty fucking ghetto. It featured old, chain-smoking, toothless stars with thick accents…but I guess they’ve rebranded with this hot enough pussy, you know, since she is from the UK and the UK isn’t really known for making babes…

Pinay Topless Slut Janica Buhain is New Here

Janica Buhain is someone I have never seen or heard before because I don’t really care about these bitches. They are interchangeable. She is from the Philippines and now she’s topless for FHM…and that works for me…because getting topless for anyone is the only work I really respect or appreciate. 

LJ Reyes Climbing the Slut Fame Ladder

LJ Reyes was in some shitty reality TV show that she quit, even though it is a gig that girls freak out about getting. She has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting.

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career…going the route that I like…from TV starlet to FHM model in all it’s amazing slutty glory…but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs…but not LJ Reyes. That’s because LJ Reyes beats to her own amazing, big-breasted drum and knows her place in the world…and that place is half-naked…and soon to be in sex tapes.

This could be part of some kind of breakdown…attention-seeking because daddy didn’t hug her enough…showing off her tits and ass because she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is, I like it.

LJ Reyes Slutty Double Cover for FHM

FHM is releasing two different covers for their February issue. Some may call that overkill, because what magazine needs two covers in one issue? I mean, how can the magazine racks support that? While others may be asking, “do magazine racks still exist?” I guess when they are as awesome as FHM, they do…and here’s FHM showing us what makes a magazine a fucking magazine…but I could just be overly excited because I can see her nipples and ass crack…