Bianca Peralta and Her Giant Yellow Dildo

Yummy! It’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen-filled legs would be…you know, because based on her tits, I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy. I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself…but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite. I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…because bitches love cake.

Naked Zombie Lesbians Undead Fuckfest

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and Ecstasy in the 90s, these pics had to come out, naked lesbian sluts showing off their rotting yet sexy naked bodies in all their undead glory…

Pinay Topless Slut Janica Buhain is New Here

Janica Buhain is someone I have never seen or heard before because I don’t really care about these bitches. They are interchangeable. She is from the Philippines and now she’s topless for FHM…and that works for me…because getting topless for anyone is the only work I really respect or appreciate. 

Adriana Lima’s Hot MILF Body’s Still Got It

Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies, even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely for three years to keep their rich husbands interested in their bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in sexy lingerie is gonna look like she’s got an amazing body…even if they don’t. It’s the magic of lingerie, motherfuckers. But I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it, the whole baby thing throws me off. I mean, Adriana Lima at 19 was a force. If she were a storm, she’d be Hurricane Katrina. Now she’s just a breezy day…a mere shadow of what she once was…and that’s the problem with models: they are only human and they get old.

Chanelle Hayes Goes Full-On Lesbo

Damn. Nuts UK is officially now a softcore porn magazine. All it took was one lick from one topless chick to cross that invisible line of titty men’s magazine to full-on smut…and I love it!

If this was the 60s, this shit would be too hardcore for the news stands, no one would advertise on it, they’d go bankrupt with no place to go…but today, we’re all a bunch of perverts exposed to this greatness and a little titty sucking won’t stop legit companies from getting on board with them…but from some reason, these same companies won’t get on board with me. These assholes call me a porn site, when all I do is post their ad-supported smut…in what makes life almost unfair…but not that unfair because I get to stare at pics like these…