I’m Always in the Mood for Monica Jong

Some things are better left unsaid…especially when I am busy jerking off to pussy pics that girls keep sending in…and by “girls,” I mean one girl in particular. That makes me feel like I’m some kind of Internet romantic…even if my romance is pretty fucking criminal.

Francine Dee is Naked Again. Enough Said.

Francine Dee is amazing…and here she is naked again and showing off her magnificent tits and perfect ass that I would love to sniff, taste, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels…which according to my gay friend will take 8 years, twice a day…but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too.

All this to say, I’m a fan.

Rihanna Wild Hentai Lesbian Fetish Fantasy

You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl? It’s because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous…and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they did, they don’t matter…because they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is…because she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abuser Chris Brown. It just doesn’t make a difference for her or her life. She’s set. She has nothing to prove anymore. She has nothing to worry about ever again.

I like watching her. She’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are now fat, have five kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about the fact that they get beat up.

You see, it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits.

Maria Ozawa Looks Good Naked

I have never found Japanese porn star Maria Ozawa all that hot. I mean, she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post-production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing. Her movies are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media. But it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially because she doesn’t know who I am, so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly, who fucking cares if she’s legit or not? She is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling nude in magazines, showing titties, ass and labia. I have no choice but to be a fan.

To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing. Her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good. Someone get me a fucking thesaurus.

Porn Superstars Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick in Hot Latex Lesbian Lust

These girls are built to last…at least for a minute, which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time…even forever, far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls, because when you’re 50, the memory of you at your prime may not be enough for you or your husband to remember the glory days. You’ve got to get that shit in pictures, because you lose it fast…and then send me those pics for safekeeping. I’m really good at keeping nudes.