Naked Zombie Lesbians Undead Fuckfest

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and Ecstasy in the 90s, these pics had to come out, naked lesbian sluts showing off their rotting yet sexy naked bodies in all their undead glory…

Rihanna Wild Hentai Lesbian Fetish Fantasy

You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl? It’s because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous…and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they did, they don’t matter…because they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is…because she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abuser Chris Brown. It just doesn’t make a difference for her or her life. She’s set. She has nothing to prove anymore. She has nothing to worry about ever again.

I like watching her. She’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are now fat, have five kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about the fact that they get beat up.

You see, it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits.

The United Nations of Tits

The United Nations of Tits was assembled recently. We have Hitomi Tanaka representing Asia, Natalie Fiore representing Europe and Micky Bells representing America. If only the real UN could get along as well as these three. There would truly just be big boob loving rather than war across the world! Let’s hope Africa and Australia can make it for the next summit.

Chanelle Hayes Goes Full-On Lesbo

Damn. Nuts UK is officially now a softcore porn magazine. All it took was one lick from one topless chick to cross that invisible line of titty men’s magazine to full-on smut…and I love it!

If this was the 60s, this shit would be too hardcore for the news stands, no one would advertise on it, they’d go bankrupt with no place to go…but today, we’re all a bunch of perverts exposed to this greatness and a little titty sucking won’t stop legit companies from getting on board with them…but from some reason, these same companies won’t get on board with me. These assholes call me a porn site, when all I do is post their ad-supported smut…in what makes life almost unfair…but not that unfair because I get to stare at pics like these…

Top 10 Hottest Girl-On-Girl Movie Scenes of All Time

Yeah, sure, this list has been done before but the day you don’t want to re-watch lesbian sex scenes is the day you need to make an appointment to get your free trial offer of Viagra.

10) Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)

Set against the red lights of a photo development room, the A-listers’ kiss isn’t a mere peck—it’s an extended French smooch, with hands roaming through hair and chests pressed against each other.

9) Uma Thurman and Maria De Medeiros (Henry & June)

“Henry & June” was Uma Thurman’s coming out party as a sexy beast, which featured her Sapphic kissing skills, seen numerous times in this Paris-set period film as she tongues down costar Maria De Medeiros.

8) Charlize Theron and Penelope Cruz (Head in The Clouds)

In Head in the Clouds, a 1930s-set European romance, Charlize Theron engages in a passionate kiss with a just-as-ready Penelope Cruz, a first base trip that ends with Theron biting Cruz’s lip.

7) Anne Heche and Joan Chen (Wild Side)

Nope, Anne Heche isn’t exactly my type, but we’re not strict with rules here. All that matters is if a scene’s hot or not, and this one is scorching. Also, this one’s the most technically advanced of the lot. For nearly three minutes, the camera glides around the bed like a Pong ball in slow motion, capturing a naked Heche’s every moan and an equally birthday-suited Chen’s every sigh.

6) Kerry Washington and Dania Ramirez (She Hate Me)

Spike Lee’s “She Hate Me” includes a scene where Anthony Mackie walks in on his girl (Washington) cheating on him with Ramirez, who’s talking dirty in Spanish while riding Washington like a stallion. You’d tag yourself in WWE-style and yell, “Three’s a crowd,” right? Not Mackie’s character, who spoils the two-dimes-for-one opportunity in a jealous rage.

5) Denise Richards and Neve Campbell (Wild Things)

How the mighty have fallen. Back in the day, Denise Richards was an extreme sexpot with come-hither eyes and a body to match. Those years were also quite kind to Neve Campbell, thanks to her dreamgirl ascension via “Scream. When the two of them got all wet and intimate in the “Wild Things” pool scene, an iconic girl-on-girl moment was born. If they were to reenact the scene today, it’d be lukewarm—time hasn’t treated either actress too kindly. Thanks for the memories, ladies.

4) Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore (Chloe)

If we had any say in the Academy Awards nominations, Amanda Seyfriend’s work in “Chloe” would have won the Best Actress award. As the film’s titular seductress, Seyfried literally bares all to portray a young sex-fiend hired by Julianne Moore’s bored housewife to test her husband’s fidelity. Attracted more to the wife than husband, Seyfried focuses on Moore’s inhibitions and ultimately gets the elder redhead in the sack for a rather steamy finger-bang. Consider our ballot box stuffed.

3) Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly (Bound)

Whatever happened to Gina Gershon? The sexy-as-sin actress has been virtually M.I.A. on screens both big and small. Come to think of it, we should ask the same question of her “Bound” costar Jennifer Tilly—her glorious cleavage and smoky voice are sorely missed. Hollywood execs need to reunite these two actresses for another three-plus minutes of seduction, fondling, and aggressive kissing. The tickets will sell themselves.

2) Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis (Black Swan)

Uptight ballerina Nina (Portman) is sexually repressed, and Lily (Kunis) knows it. After slipping a pill into Nina’s drink, Lily watches her humorless wing-woman run wild inside a nightclub. Then, back at Nina’s crib, the two beauties ravage each other, with Lily granted full-tongue-access into her partner’s groin. Keeping with the film’s overall trippy vibe, the film blurs the line between what’s really happening and what’s merely Nina’s own perverse fantasy. Either way, it’s a wet dream come true.

1) Naomi Watts and Laura Harring (Mulholland Drive)

Brain-scrambler extraordinaire David Lynch’s “Mulholland Drive” is a knockout, sure, but it’s also one of filmdom’s most confusing labyrinths of all time. From the first frame onward, it’s unpredictable as hell, yet the one easily foreseeable plot turn is the sexual climax of Watts and Harring’s touchy-feely camaraderie. Tops off and moans on, these ladies are no teases.