Taylor Swift Epic Wardrobe Malfunction

Taylor Swift suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet at the Grammys yesterday.

As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s dress “accidentally” fell off revealing her completely nude body. Predictably, this shameful display by Taylor Swift comes after CBS warned those in attendance not to wear revealing outfits.

Jennifer Aniston Shamelessly Shaking Her Bare Breasts Video

Actress and skanky old slut bag Jennifer Aniston appears to shake her sinful lady breasts in the shameless video above.

Clearly being a barren spinster has caused her to descend into complete moral depravity. Which is not surprising because a childless woman’s life is completely without meaning or direction.

Kelly Hu Naked Cum Shot Pic

Here’s almost 40-year-old Kelly Hu who you virgin losers probably know from the X-Men movie, rocking a pretty tight body despite being old as fuck. She played the chick with the extra-long fingernails…and who fucking cares? I mean, seriously…is this relevant information to anyone’s life? I figure that except for maybe one weird virgin loser who think she’s his wife and has her face tattooed on his arm and printed on his bed sheets, no on else knows who the fuck she is…

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is Over

Today, I woke up to a comment on my Facebook saying “you’ll have to stop The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch because she looks fuckable in a pic she just posted.”

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is a feature I’ve been doing for at least a year now, because let’s face it, she’s not all that hot. But the real motivation was because she won some Teen Choice award shit as the hottest girl of the year and I got mad…because such corruption in the polls is unacceptable, even for something so insignificant. It clearly showed anyone with a brain that awards could be purchased. Plus I didn’t want young girls thinking getting a nose job makes a gremlin a fucking perfect 10—breast implants do that. That inspired me start this fight that is not worth fighting…but I do it anyway.

But today…today it may all be over…thanks to Photoshop. I guess the real cause for concern in all this is not that Ashley Tisdale is ugly, but it’s that my Facebook friends are following Ashley Tisdale. Creeps…

“The Man With The Iron Fists” Star Jamie Chung Topless Pic!!!

You may recognize Jamie Chung as Ed Helms’ wife-to-be in “The Hangover II,” or as the pilot chick from the movie “Sucker Punch,” or the Chinese whore in “The Man With The Iron Fists,” or as the woman who runs your dry cleaners, because let’s face it, all these Chinese chicks look the same.

Clearly, she is trying to make a name for herself with this topless photo. Like all up-and-coming actresses in Hollywood, Jamie knows that if she wants to make it, she is going to have prostitute her female body.

This Jamie Chung topless pic is no doubt only the beginning of the smut we will be seeing from her. With Jamie set to star in the new Sin City movie, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see her leak a picture spread-eagle with a couple of chopsticks sticking out of her baby cave in the lead up to the film’s release.