Friday, February 1, 2013

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is Over



Today, I woke up to a comment on my Facebook saying “you’ll have to stop The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch because she looks fuckable in a pic she just posted.”

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is a feature I’ve been doing for at least a year now, because let’s face it, she’s not all that hot. But the real motivation was because she won some Teen Choice award shit as the hottest girl of the year and I got mad…because such corruption in the polls is unacceptable, even for something so insignificant. It clearly showed anyone with a brain that awards could be purchased. Plus I didn’t want young girls thinking getting a nose job makes a gremlin a fucking perfect 10—breast implants do that. That inspired me start this fight that is not worth fighting…but I do it anyway.

But today…today it may all be over…thanks to Photoshop. I guess the real cause for concern in all this is not that Ashley Tisdale is ugly, but it’s that my Facebook friends are following Ashley Tisdale. Creeps…

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