Emma Watson See-Through Dress, No Bra

As someone who has never seen a Harry Potter movie, Emma Watson creeps me out. I try to understand the appeal for a pervert motherfucker to watch a girl grow up, anticipating for the day she turns 18, then for her to turn 18 and for your penis to fucking explode in excitement…because now your lust for her feels ok…and she seems like an old friend you’ve seen go through puberty.

But the fact is she’s flat-chested, looks like a dude, has dude hair and watching some bitch grow into a twink of a boy who would be a hit in the gay scene doesn’t do it for me.

So even if this pic is actually see through and you can actually see nipples, something I can’t quite figure out on because I am too lazy to zoom in and explore a chest that is just nipples. Who really cares? She is the kind of girl who could be changing in the men’s locker room and you’d just think she had a small dick buried in her bush.

Proving yet again that you Harry Potter fans are just ultimate weirdoes….especially those of you who are adults now. Get over it.

Emma Watson Nipple Pokies Creep Me The Fuck Out

Emma Watson’s tits were showing at the premiere of some movie and the paparazzi got pics, like the bottom-feeding rats they are, scrambling for any bit of food they can get.

People are calling it a “wardrobe malfunction,” and I fucking hate the term, partially because it is flimsy tabloid fodder, you know, a catch phrase like calling Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “Brangelina.” It’s just fucking stupid on all levels…yet embraced by the drones who digest this shit and love this shit, who are probably better off dead because they represent all that is bad in society.

You see, it is even worse, when the “wardrobe malfunction” in question was actually a function, the shit designed to happen…hence why the bitch wasn’t wearing a bra to begin with.

All this to say, Emma Watson’s tits creeps me out, because I know you weirdoes jerking off to it are people who have been waiting to see her topless since the first Harry Potter. Perverts.