Sunday, February 3, 2013

Emma Watson Nipple Pokies Creep Me The Fuck Out



Emma Watson’s tits were showing at the premiere of some movie and the paparazzi got pics, like the bottom-feeding rats they are, scrambling for any bit of food they can get.

People are calling it a “wardrobe malfunction,” and I fucking hate the term, partially because it is flimsy tabloid fodder, you know, a catch phrase like calling Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “Brangelina.” It’s just fucking stupid on all levels…yet embraced by the drones who digest this shit and love this shit, who are probably better off dead because they represent all that is bad in society.

You see, it is even worse, when the “wardrobe malfunction” in question was actually a function, the shit designed to happen…hence why the bitch wasn’t wearing a bra to begin with.

All this to say, Emma Watson’s tits creeps me out, because I know you weirdoes jerking off to it are people who have been waiting to see her topless since the first Harry Potter. Perverts.

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