I’m Always in the Mood for Monica Jong

Some things are better left unsaid…especially when I am busy jerking off to pussy pics that girls keep sending in…and by “girls,” I mean one girl in particular. That makes me feel like I’m some kind of Internet romantic…even if my romance is pretty fucking criminal.

Naked Zombie Lesbians Undead Fuckfest

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and Ecstasy in the 90s, these pics had to come out, naked lesbian sluts showing off their rotting yet sexy naked bodies in all their undead glory…

2006 Miss Australia Erin McNaught is Naked

I don’t know who this Erin McNaught bitch is, but at least she is naked…because I am a pervert who doesn’t get enough female attention. So if you are reading this and have a vagina, you should really step up your game and stroke my hair and tell me how pretty I am…

Taylor Swift Epic Wardrobe Malfunction

Taylor Swift suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet at the Grammys yesterday.

As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s dress “accidentally” fell off revealing her completely nude body. Predictably, this shameful display by Taylor Swift comes after CBS warned those in attendance not to wear revealing outfits.

Hot Pinay Amateur Teen Strips

I have been attacked by a woman on social media! Out of nowhere she called me a misogynist and when I asked her to talk about it with me over some phone sex where I lower her to nothing more than a vessel that makes vaginas warm and wet, she didn’t give me her phone number.

I try to make friends, but some people are just haters and don’t get that one of my favorite things in life are girls…or at least, their vaginas…then assholes…then tits.