Grace Fernando, a soon-to-be college graduate came to me and asked what she was going to be now that school was almost over. I told her she’d probably just continue being a cum dumpster…not because I am a vulgar asshole, but because she really loves cum from any penis willing to shower her with it. Either way, she wasn’t too happy about that, to which I say there is comfort in what is familiar. I bring reality to the ladies in my life. I should be a college-level career counselor.
