KT So is Kinda My Dream Slut

I like this bitch so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president. I think it is my calling. I mean, either that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load on her pics, then sending her the pics on Twitter—it’s a toss up. So while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with KT, here are her hot pics…

Naked Zombie Lesbians Undead Fuckfest

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and Ecstasy in the 90s, these pics had to come out, naked lesbian sluts showing off their rotting yet sexy naked bodies in all their undead glory…

Esther Baxter’s Big Black Ass and Boobies

So some black chick added me to Facebook and starts chatting me up on the new Facebook chat shit. I decided that since I had nothing to say and since I normally ask for nudes when I have nothing to say and girls get turned off, that I’d try something new.

I tell her that the big secret behind my site is that I am actually a lesbian and that I think she’s worth hooking up with. She believed me because I guess she doesn’t read my site. Then I got her to open up to me about hooking up with girls, about masturbating about what turns her on, and then I try convincing her to send me some nudes so we can compare bodies. She doesn’t fall for it.

It’s things like this that may not seem like a big deal…but entertain me. Here are some more things that entertain me and they are in the form of Esther Baxter’s body parts. 

Kim Kardashian Before She Got Pregnant and Became a Monster

As far as I’m concerned, Kim Kardashian was a monster before there was a demon growing inside her. So it was only expected that as this little troll sent from Satan grew, her already disgusting body would get progressively worse.

She wouldn’t be able to use the straps and harnesses and is probably happy she is finally able to let her gut out…not to mention, it gives her another season and another storyline for her garbage TV show that will make her another one hundred million dollars…because for some reason, the idiot public cares about Armenian gutter trash.

Arabella Drummond is Not Like Other Glamour Models

I’d like you to look closely at this Arabella Drummond bitch and tell me what she’s missing to be considered an actual Glamour Model. I’ll give you a hint: IT’S HER TITS! She’s got no fucking tits…and possibly a dude…but willing to get naked because she’s so proud of her semi-feminine body. She’s like Ellen DeGeneres at the YMCA bathroom now that she got a sex-change operation…all dick clit in hand…proud of what she’s got…because she’s not a broken lesbian anymore. She’s a dude…only the other way around with this Arabella tranny bitch, who you probably like. Don’t worry—it’s not gay if it’s got long hair and make-up on…or as long as the panties stay on.