I’m Always in the Mood for Monica Jong

Some things are better left unsaid…especially when I am busy jerking off to pussy pics that girls keep sending in…and by “girls,” I mean one girl in particular. That makes me feel like I’m some kind of Internet romantic…even if my romance is pretty fucking criminal.

Naked Zombie Lesbians Undead Fuckfest

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and Ecstasy in the 90s, these pics had to come out, naked lesbian sluts showing off their rotting yet sexy naked bodies in all their undead glory…

2006 Miss Australia Erin McNaught is Naked

I don’t know who this Erin McNaught bitch is, but at least she is naked…because I am a pervert who doesn’t get enough female attention. So if you are reading this and have a vagina, you should really step up your game and stroke my hair and tell me how pretty I am…

Taylor Swift Epic Wardrobe Malfunction

Taylor Swift suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet at the Grammys yesterday.

As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s dress “accidentally” fell off revealing her completely nude body. Predictably, this shameful display by Taylor Swift comes after CBS warned those in attendance not to wear revealing outfits.

Kim Kardashian Before She Got Pregnant and Became a Monster

As far as I’m concerned, Kim Kardashian was a monster before there was a demon growing inside her. So it was only expected that as this little troll sent from Satan grew, her already disgusting body would get progressively worse.

She wouldn’t be able to use the straps and harnesses and is probably happy she is finally able to let her gut out…not to mention, it gives her another season and another storyline for her garbage TV show that will make her another one hundred million dollars…because for some reason, the idiot public cares about Armenian gutter trash.