Krista Miller Naked in Bed a.k.a. This is What Cesar Montano Wakes Up to Every Morning

If a trashy whore obsessed with being famous poses naked in bed under a blanket, does it matter? I am gonna go with yes…because any girl, no matter how relevant or famous she is…or how garbage and useless she is…or how real or fake her tits are…is still putting her tits on blast for attention, and as dudes, we must notice and then look at our own woman and think, “shit, bitch is inadequate, but I’ll fuck her anyway because she’s here and I’m horny.” Provided, of course, that you actually have a woman in your life…which I doubt…but you get what I’m saying…and that is that girls with any sex appeal help the girls you fuck who have no sex appeal by giving you something to motivate you to fuck them. So in some ways, Krista Miller is a benefit to society. And here I was thinking she was just a pile of junk.

Beth Humphreys Inspirational Titties

Beth Humphreys is a success story like all other success stories. From my extensive three minutes of research, I found out she was some busty low-level amateur model, similar to the girls you’d find on Instagram or Model Mayhem, who was willing to show her tits for local photographers to just build up a portfolio in hopes of never having to wait tables again.

Then…opportunity struck! The agency that represents all the big titty UK models signed her up…meaning low-level, free topless shoots are now behind her…and now she’s the future! She is the new breed of Glamour Model! More importantly, she is the new titties for English soccer stars to get pregnant…and the new titties for mechanics to jerk off to.

Remember girls: it all came to her because she was willing to show her stupidly big tits…despite the fact that her nipples are so invisible that she had to pierce them for people to find them.