Pinay Topless Slut Janica Buhain is New Here

Janica Buhain is someone I have never seen or heard before because I don’t really care about these bitches. They are interchangeable. She is from the Philippines and now she’s topless for FHM…and that works for me…because getting topless for anyone is the only work I really respect or appreciate. 

LJ Reyes Climbing the Slut Fame Ladder

LJ Reyes was in some shitty reality TV show that she quit, even though it is a gig that girls freak out about getting. She has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting.

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career…going the route that I like…from TV starlet to FHM model in all it’s amazing slutty glory…but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs…but not LJ Reyes. That’s because LJ Reyes beats to her own amazing, big-breasted drum and knows her place in the world…and that place is half-naked…and soon to be in sex tapes.

This could be part of some kind of breakdown…attention-seeking because daddy didn’t hug her enough…showing off her tits and ass because she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is, I like it.

Hot Pinay Amateur Teen Strips

I have been attacked by a woman on social media! Out of nowhere she called me a misogynist and when I asked her to talk about it with me over some phone sex where I lower her to nothing more than a vessel that makes vaginas warm and wet, she didn’t give me her phone number.

I try to make friends, but some people are just haters and don’t get that one of my favorite things in life are girls…or at least, their vaginas…then assholes…then tits.

Adriana Lima’s Hot MILF Body’s Still Got It

Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies, even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely for three years to keep their rich husbands interested in their bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in sexy lingerie is gonna look like she’s got an amazing body…even if they don’t. It’s the magic of lingerie, motherfuckers. But I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it, the whole baby thing throws me off. I mean, Adriana Lima at 19 was a force. If she were a storm, she’d be Hurricane Katrina. Now she’s just a breezy day…a mere shadow of what she once was…and that’s the problem with models: they are only human and they get old.

Arabella Drummond is Not Like Other Glamour Models

I’d like you to look closely at this Arabella Drummond bitch and tell me what she’s missing to be considered an actual Glamour Model. I’ll give you a hint: IT’S HER TITS! She’s got no fucking tits…and possibly a dude…but willing to get naked because she’s so proud of her semi-feminine body. She’s like Ellen DeGeneres at the YMCA bathroom now that she got a sex-change operation…all dick clit in hand…proud of what she’s got…because she’s not a broken lesbian anymore. She’s a dude…only the other way around with this Arabella tranny bitch, who you probably like. Don’t worry—it’s not gay if it’s got long hair and make-up on…or as long as the panties stay on.