So I got this new approach with girls. I figure if they don’t want to fuck me, I’ll invite them to places that will make them so horny, so drunk, so disoriented that they will have no choice but to fuck me. I’m not a creep though and don’t want to mislead, so my pitch is, “want to go to the strippers then let me fist you?”
So far every girl says no, but I like to think it’s because they aren’t the ones for me…and not because I have the wrong strategy…not to mention no girl likes to admit she can get fisted, even though every girl is capable of being fisted.
That line will work on Miss Right, I’m convinced…
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