Jennifer Lawrence is Giving Me Porn Sex Eyes and I Dig It

I can’t figure out if I find Jennifer Lawrence hot or not. Her body is pretty awkward. Her fame is pretty annoying…but then again, I haven’t seen “The Hunger Games” yet, so maybe I haven’t really given her a chance to grow on me. I will say that I like her pic at this Academy Awards lunch…looking more like she’s at the Adult Video Awards…all dead hooker eyes, big lipped, hair in her face…on some porn kick and not some Hollywood kick…reminding us how good things would be if she took that fork in the being showbiz road I like to call “fucking in front of a camera.”

I am always down for porn sex eyes…whether I like Jennifer Lawrence or not…it doesn’t matter.

Maria Ozawa Looks Good Naked

I have never found Japanese porn star Maria Ozawa all that hot. I mean, she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post-production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing. Her movies are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media. But it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially because she doesn’t know who I am, so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly, who fucking cares if she’s legit or not? She is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling nude in magazines, showing titties, ass and labia. I have no choice but to be a fan.

To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing. Her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good. Someone get me a fucking thesaurus.

Porn Superstars Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick in Hot Latex Lesbian Lust

These girls are built to last…at least for a minute, which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time…even forever, far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls, because when you’re 50, the memory of you at your prime may not be enough for you or your husband to remember the glory days. You’ve got to get that shit in pictures, because you lose it fast…and then send me those pics for safekeeping. I’m really good at keeping nudes.

Asa Akira’s Anal Stretching Exercises

Asa Akira is a porn star and this is her ass. It doesn’t look as tight as you might like an ass to be, but we’re not dealing with an 18-year-old here, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.

I don’t really know who she is, but by her name, I think it’s safe to say she’s not white. She is however a whore, and here she is naked and letting her finger molest her ass like it was her English teacher and she was an eager to please high school coed.

Superman vs. Spider-Man: The XXX-Rated Edition

Here are photos from Vivid’s latest superhero porn “Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX” which is based on a classic comic book with the same name. The movie stars Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Capri Anderson, Kagney Linn Karter, Jenna Presley and Jazy Berlin. I haven’t seen it myself but it sure looks very hot and like a lot of fun…