Bregje Heinen is New Here Too

Bregje is a Dutch name that sounds like you’re throwing up, so it doesn’t work on fat chicks or anyone who isn’t a model. Luckily for Bregje Heinen, she is a 19-year-old model so her name sounds as glorious as can be as she poses in bikinis like it was 2011 and she was doing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…that I guess she didn’t do all that good of a job on because she’s no longer part of that criminal organization.

However, she’s been able to leverage it to get more half-naked work…like she’s doing here for some company…and the funny thing about these bikini models I always write about is that they are so good in pictures, but I know that if I was next to them in person, dealing with their 6 foot 11 bodies next to my 5 foot 9, I would feel a little weirded-out…but since I don’t leave my house, these pics are all I have. It works for me…

Adriana Lima’s Hot MILF Body’s Still Got It

Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies, even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely for three years to keep their rich husbands interested in their bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in sexy lingerie is gonna look like she’s got an amazing body…even if they don’t. It’s the magic of lingerie, motherfuckers. But I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it, the whole baby thing throws me off. I mean, Adriana Lima at 19 was a force. If she were a storm, she’d be Hurricane Katrina. Now she’s just a breezy day…a mere shadow of what she once was…and that’s the problem with models: they are only human and they get old.

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