Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Kim Kardashian Before She Got Pregnant and Became a Monster



As far as I’m concerned, Kim Kardashian was a monster before there was a demon growing inside her. So it was only expected that as this little troll sent from Satan grew, her already disgusting body would get progressively worse.

She wouldn’t be able to use the straps and harnesses and is probably happy she is finally able to let her gut out…not to mention, it gives her another season and another storyline for her garbage TV show that will make her another one hundred million dollars…because for some reason, the idiot public cares about Armenian gutter trash.



Thursday, February 7, 2013

Kim Kardashian is Naked Because What Else is The Bitch Good For?



Kim Kardashian was a fat chick who carried her fat in her ass and tits…like she belonged in some African tribe…and not just because she loved getting fucked by black guys so much she put out the video…but because that’s just how she was fucking built.

It was an ass that was already a novelty…or a comedy act, like the clown car of asses…but now that she’s pregnant, that awkward ass that looks like she was wearing a diaper in her pants has now become that awkward ass that looks like she was wearing five diaper in her pants…that are all full of shit…and for all we know, she is.

The fact that she’s reproducing is a fucking tragedy…but the fact that we’ve allowed her to get this famous, all because of a rich dad and a sex tape, is a bigger fucking tragedy. She’s the worst and now, so is her obesity…explained by pregnancy, unfortunately.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass for Playboy



Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game. Sure, it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera, do things. Sure, her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloppy and I can see the cellulite and laziness. There’s nothing hot about seeing a 30-year-old fat chick…even if she carries her 20-plus surplus in her ass…but there is definitely something funny about it…and that’s why I am posting it.