The only controversy this site causes these days is not harassing CEOs or politicians to change their evil ways, calling them out for their lies and creating a movement. It is not even pulling pranks on celebrities directly like we did before. It’s not even pulling pranks on regular people…or starting trends…or hashtags…or top ten lists like I was Buzzfeed. The site is now just a wasteland of tits and exposed vaginas…and the only thing that gets any action around here is Ashley Tisdale…and I don’t know why
A significant part of my readership thinks she’s a babe…because I guess you like anything with a vagina. The other half of you realize she has botched plastic surgery and that she isn’t pretty, but her body makes her worth looking at…except when assholes like me crop out her body to focus on her fucking face to get the point across that she’s not a babe…and that is why her career barely matters…but at least she tries.
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