Emmy Rossum is the worst. I not only say that because she blocked me on Twitter, but also because she’s a garbage actor who only gets work because she gets naked…and now that she’s been getting naked on her stupid cable show “Shameless,” she’s established a fan base and is getting more legit work…and it only took her 6 or 7 years of grinding before making it happen.
The moral of the story: Don’t be scared to show your tits, because it can lead to a big movie deal…and if you need any advice, just email them to me first. I’ll be more than happy to masturbate to them.
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