I hate lesbians because lesbians hate me…but for some reason I ended up at a lesbian bar last night, where I tried integrating with their kind, although confused by their boy-like facial hair and combat boots. But they didn’t like my lesbian jokes that I guess aren’t lesbian friendly…which makes sense since I am not lesbian friendly. I even came bearing gifts in the form of lovely, sexy, 20-year-old models…but I guess my exposed penis threw them off.
Why can’t we all just get along?
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