KT So is Kinda My Dream Slut

I like this bitch so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president. I think it is my calling. I mean, either that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load on her pics, then sending her the pics on Twitter—it’s a toss up. So while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with KT, here are her hot pics…

Bianca Peralta and Her Giant Yellow Dildo

Yummy! It’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen-filled legs would be…you know, because based on her tits, I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy. I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself…but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite. I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…because bitches love cake.

I’m Always in the Mood for Monica Jong

Some things are better left unsaid…especially when I am busy jerking off to pussy pics that girls keep sending in…and by “girls,” I mean one girl in particular. That makes me feel like I’m some kind of Internet romantic…even if my romance is pretty fucking criminal.

Naked Zombie Lesbians Undead Fuckfest

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and Ecstasy in the 90s, these pics had to come out, naked lesbian sluts showing off their rotting yet sexy naked bodies in all their undead glory…

2006 Miss Australia Erin McNaught is Naked

I don’t know who this Erin McNaught bitch is, but at least she is naked…because I am a pervert who doesn’t get enough female attention. So if you are reading this and have a vagina, you should really step up your game and stroke my hair and tell me how pretty I am…